Bruh.

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

bean-alchemist:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

GOODBYE FRIENDS

(Source: inourflesh)

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

(Source: cute-overload)

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:


This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.


This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: niadil)

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

your fav is problematic: bob the builder

flygoing:

he says he can fix it, but he never fixes a social issue or the economy.

neutralmilahotel:

tfw no gf

likeanahmed:

higgzorz:

the emotion you get when you dont have a romantic partner

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas)