listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
do you know any good scary stories?
i was reading these yesterday i thought they were pretty scary omg
OMG #3 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOTHING SCARES ME.
okay some of these scared the shit out of me not gonna lie
literally fuck you. all of you. why the fuck did i even click on that fucking link. i was just lying in bed in the dark and i didn’t even have my blankets on, simply because i felt save. and now i’M IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF MY ROOM WITH ALL POSSIBLE LIGHTS ON AND MY BLANKET COVERING MY WHOLE BODY. FUCK YOU.
it’s time for everyone to realize how cute i am and give me the endless amount of attention i deserve